Terms of service

Terms of Service – Stench Soap Co.

Welcome to Stench Soap Co. By purchasing from our site, you're agreeing to the following terms. We keep it simple, but we’ve still got to cover our bases.

1. General Terms

All products sold by Stench Soap Co. are for personal use only. We reserve the right to refuse service, cancel orders, or limit quantities at our discretion—especially if something seems fishy.

2. Product Information

Our bars are handmade in small batches using all-natural ingredients. That means slight differences in color, shape, or scent may occur. It’s normal. It’s real. It’s how soap should be.

3. Pricing & Availability

Prices are listed in USD and may change without notice. We do our best to keep everything in stock, but sometimes life happens. If an item you ordered is out of stock, we’ll notify you and issue a refund or replacement.

4. Shipping & Returns

Orders ship within 2–3 business days unless otherwise noted. Our full shipping and return policy is available [insert link], but here’s the short version: If you’re not satisfied, let us know within 30 days and we’ll make it right.

5. Subscriptions

By signing up for a subscription, you're agreeing to recurring charges on the schedule you choose. You can cancel, pause, or skip a shipment anytime before your next billing date through your account. We send reminders before each charge—no surprises.

It’s your subscription. Take control of it whenever you want.

If you cancel after a charge has gone through, that shipment will still be processed—future charges will be stopped.

6. Payments

We accept most major credit cards and payment methods. Payments are processed securely. We never see or store your full payment info.

7. Intellectual Property

All content on this site—images, text, logos, product names—is owned by Stench Soap Co. Don’t steal it, copy it, or sell it. If you want to collaborate, reach out.

8. Limitation of Liability

We’re not responsible for any allergic reactions or misuse of our products. Always read ingredients before use and test new products on a small area first.

9. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms of Service from time to time. If it’s a big change, we’ll let you know. By continuing to use the site, you agree to the most recent version.

Questions? Email us anytime at support@stenchsoap.com. We’re a real team, not bots.