Shipping policy

Shipping Policy – Stench Soap Co.

We ship fast, because stink waits for no one. Orders typically go out within 2–3 business days. You’ll get a tracking number as soon as your order hits the mailstream so you can follow it every step of the way.

Shipping Rates
Rates are calculated at checkout based on your location and order size. We offer free shipping on U.S. orders over $57—because nobody likes paying for shipping.

Local Delivery
If you’re nearby, we may offer local drop-off. You’ll see the option at checkout if it applies.

Delays
Once your order leaves our hands, it’s up to the carrier. Weather, holidays, or slow mail trucks can sometimes cause delays. We can’t control that—but we’re happy to help if something seems off.

Lost or Damaged Packages
If your package gets lost or shows up looking like it went through a war zone, email us. We’ll make it right.