Your Body Wash is a Liar
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It says “clean.” It means “coated in chemicals.”
Let’s cut through the bubbles: body wash has been selling lies in a bottle for years. Sure, it comes in sleek packaging, promises “hydration,” and smells like a spa day—but crack that label and it’s just a cocktail of synthetic nonsense.
Here’s why your body wash is full of crap (and why bar soap is the truth).
💦 The Big Foam Scam
Body wash gets its satisfying lather from SLS (Sodium Lauryl Sulfate)—the same stuff they use to clean garage floors. It strips your skin, messes with your pH, and leaves you wondering why you’re suddenly itchy all the time.
Bar soap? Ours lathers with real ingredients. No foam fakery required.
🤫 The “Moisturizing” Myth
Most body washes promise to “hydrate.” What they really do is strip your skin and then slap on a layer of cheap synthetic oil to fake softness. It’s like putting lipstick on a landfill.
Our soap? Infused with essential oils and naturally nourishing ingredients. Your skin actually gets better with use—not just slippery for five minutes.
🚫 The Hidden Chemical Dump
Flip that bottle over. Can you pronounce half of that list? No? That’s because it’s packed with:
- Synthetic fragrances
- Parabens
- Phthalates
- Dyes
- Preservatives you never asked for
Our bars? Real stuff. Short ingredient list. Nothing shady.
🧼 Soap with Standards
We don’t sell lies. We sell soap that smells damn good, works hard, and won’t mess with your skin or the planet.
Ditch the bottle. Grab the bar. Smell clean without the BS.